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Re: The Surprising NDP Surge: Image and control in Election 41

steroids — Fri, 13 May 2011 07:45:54 -0000

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Re: Information is oxygen for a democracy: Gasp!

rjeka hotels — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 08:16:43 -0000

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Re: Politcal websites: Jack Layton must be green with envy

Data Recovery Baltimore — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:03:38 -0000

Thanks for such a nice post.

Have a nice day
james
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Re: Politcal websites: Jack Layton must be green with envy

Commercial Internet — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 02:46:24 -0000

Man, you are on fire today. Great posts

Thanks
Justin Kemp
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Re: Promoting the Conservative Economic Plan: Ethical or not?

millipo27 — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 10:24:38 -0000

The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable.

Yet, a survey of 206,000,000 people indicated that 96% devote more time and effort to sex than jogging, tennis, or golf, and we felt that the time was right for a new type of sex manual.

EXAMPLES:

1 hr. intensive foreplay Burns Off:
1 slice (large) chocolate cake.

25 min. nonstop lovemaking Burns Off:
2 slices of pizza with cheese & mushrooms.

53 min. of kissing partner Burns Off:
1 cheeseburger with 14 french fries.

53 minutes kissing yourself Burns Off: Christmas turkey with all the trimmings.

PREPARING THE BEDROOM

Includes setting the snooze alarm and dimming the lights: 42 (calories burned)

ADDITIONAL LAST MINUTE PREPARATIONS
Hiding the sex manual: 3

Decanting the wine: 4

Without a corkscrew: 268

MAKING THE FIRST MOVE

If you are shy: 15

If you are anxious: 43

If you beg: 100

SEDUCING THE PARTNER

If you are rich (cash): 5

If you are rich (credit card): 15

If you are poor: 200

INITIAL BODY CONTACT

Fumbling: 4

Casually rummaging around: 7

Seriously rummaging around: 42

REMOVING CLOTHES

With partner's consent: 12

Without partner's consent: 187

Removing socks by violently shaking feet: 418

AROUSAL AND STIMULATION

Blowing in partner's ear: 15

Blowing in your own ear: 2,512

DISAPPOINTMENT (after seeing partner undressed

Partner looks better with clothes on: 10

Partner wears corrective underwear: 15

Partner turns out to be of wrong sex: 100

You don't mind: 0.25

Partner wearing elevated socks: 50

DOING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME

Fumbling around: 4

Desperately trying to put something somewhere: 18

Completely missing: 126

POSITIONS

Italian (man on top; woman on bottom): 26

German (facing each other, but in different beds): 48

English (woman on top; man hiding): 15

American (both on top): 1,243

AFFLICTIONS

Leg cramp: 36

Making believe you don't have a leg cramp: 612

Sneezing (during intercourse): 7

Sneezing (during orgasm): 588

ASSORTED ACCIDENTS

Toupee slips off (if your partner knew you wore one): 5

Toupee slips off (if partner didn't know): 72

Extinguishing cigarette (in ashtray): 1

Extinguishing cigarette (in mattress): 17

Extinguishing cigarette (in partner's leg): 133

Calling your partner the wrong name: 50

ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE

Shoes flew off: 15

Expression didn't change: 0.5

Room turned purple: 4

Face turned purple: 78

Earth moved: 30

If Earth actually moved: 1,234,588

Moaning in Turkish: 506

THINGS OFTEN SAID AFTER SEX

"I am so grateful": 15

"It must have been something we ate": 15

"Was it good for you?": 15

"Are you finished?": 15

TRYING AGAIN

If woman is ready: 5

If man is not: 563

ROLLING OVER AND GOING TO SLEEP

After sex: 18

During sex: 546

While parking car: 212

SLEEP

Real: 5

Faked (a good way to avoid sex-craved partner): 74

TAKING A BATH TOGETHER

In a bath: 5

In a sink: 150

In a jacuzzi: 15,269

MAKING THE BED

With partner still in it: 44 (indicates either a neatness obsession, a severe optic disorder, or a partner who is very tired).

With you still in it: 97 (suggests extreme withdrawal and profound dissatisfaction)

KEEPING A JOURNAL

Maintaining your own record of sexual activity will be helpful for keeping track of weight loss. You needn't go into detail, just list the activity and the number of calories burned.

A typical entry in a woman's journal (for example) for a pleasant low-key sexual experience might read as follows:

December 1st: Sex with Harold

Explaining how: 12

Suggesting something different: 3

Calming terrified Harold: 40

Encouraging him to at least take off his socks: 8

Foreplay (a little of this; a little of that): 56

Intercourse (standing position): 22

Intercourse (holding Harold up): 10

Intercourse (urging him on): 5

Orgasm: not sure

Thanking Harold: 3

Waving bye-bye: 1

Total time: six minutes (taxi waiting)

Total calories burned: 160

Have a nice day
Brown
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Re: Politcal websites: Jack Layton must be green with envy

millipo29 — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 08:08:18 -0000

Re: Obama Goes to Washington: Look! Up in the air! It’s Supersign!

millipo25 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:17:20 -0000

Re: The Conservative website: Stephen Harper is seeing red

JoeAnne11 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:17:03 -0000

Reading this article was like reading content freelancer books to be honest. I don't know if I can say I enjoyed it entirely but you really touched a few really good points in my opinion. Thus so I suggest to keep doing this job and I'll come back on you in the near future.

Re: Brand Power: Claude Hopkins would approve

JoeAnne11 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:16:13 -0000

I could understand that Pepsi and other companies like that are the worst in the world but I cannot understand why Nestle? or Coca Cola? as far as I know they are most successful in the entire world so I don't think you really can say that they suck. Due to Trianz, the company I own I managed to gather some experience and I know how to separate good companies from bad ones.

Re: Branding 101: Loblaws and Air Canada looking for love in all the wrong places

apaskov — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:46:52 -0000

I think it gives more to the webmaster when it comes to doing the job, that's why I prefer this one. Anyhow this is still a problem at job canada

Re: Kellogg’s, kids and advertising

Torres10 — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:31:27 -0000

I am to submit a report on this niche your post has been very very helpfull

Regards

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Re: Obama Goes to Washington: Look! Up in the air! It’s Supersign!

Torres10 — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:20:15 -0000

Is this true ?

Regards

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Re: Kellogg’s, kids and advertising

chicco baby products — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:52:25 -0000

Children needs a healthy food for them to grow strong, knowledgeable and healthier. They should not depend only on snack food.

Re: Carleton University and Student Rape Victim: Legal Defence and Offended Audiences

EdvinIRohn — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 18:01:20 -0000

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Re: Maybe Listening is Catching On

credit card processing rates — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:41:58 -0000

The questionnaire was a bit laborious (measuring satisfaction and gathering competitive intelligence is too much for one survey, methinks). Still, the accompanying email gave me the impression they wanted to know how I felt about my stay. So I did, including the disappointing breakfast. No response yet (none was promised), but the effort was appreciated.

Re: Atheist Bus Ads: Genuine discussion please

credit card processing rates — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:41:12 -0000

when we talk about evils people have done in the name of religeon or politics for that matter, it is always the aggressive evangelists who try to force people to change their opinions.

Re: Kellogg’s, kids and advertising

rap — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:39:26 -0000

Eating healthy food will help our children to grow strong physically and mentally. They really need to know the importance of eating foods that will help them to be better.

Re: A shameless plug for a really great book

rap — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:32:28 -0000

Yeah agree with you. If we read a book we have different views in the story. We construct our own opinion and this opinion is not the same with others.

Re: Maybe Listening is Catching On

suchavoice — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:36:08 -0000

It's a great post. I fully agree to what u have written. Keep it up.

Re: Carleton University and Student Rape Victim: Legal Defence and Offended Audiences

personal injury lawyer austin — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:17:17 -0000

I really feel sorry for the girl for she was a victim of injustice, how come law enforcers let this happen.

Re: Carleton University and Student Rape Victim: Legal Defence and Offended Audiences

Guest — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:15:01 -0000

sorry! men

Re: Olympic clothing line launch: Did anyone invite the PR people to this meeting?

KarlPMartim — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:11:45 -0000

It has a warm secret lined switzerland clothing hooded top, to keep him warm during picnics, which also thinks, that there is no exact to occupy about saving any extra head gear.

Re: Logos and Brands: The Canadian Cancer Society Gets it Wrong

construction rochester — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:02:03 -0000

it was just a small mistake that shouldn't be given that much of coverage, as long as it is for a good cause then there will be no problem.

Re: Atheist Bus Ads: Genuine discussion please

cable fence — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:25:16 -0000

There is no effort in managerial rhetoric, nor in these ads, to carefully construct an argument and invite the audience to reflect. There’s just a punch line.

Re: Too much fertilizer can burn your lawn: thoughts on control and participation in markets

Maiden Name — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:36:25 -0000

The problem of modern society is not control but participation indeed. Lots of other people are turning a cold shoulder rather than joining others in trying to make a difference. Will we ever learn?